ROMAN SOLDIER: halt, strange person! where are you from?
TIME TRAVELER: i come from the future. what are your names?
ROMAN SOLDIER: my name is QUINTUS, as i am the fifth child in my family. my comrade is SEXTUS, for he was the sixth child in his family. what is your name?
TIME TRAVELER: my name’s LIV
ROMAN SOLDIER: [starts counting on his fingers as his eyes open in fear]
I had actual real work to do today but noooooooo. Now I’ve gotta deal with the “OMG, The Rock bought the Stan T. rex fossil for $36million?!?!?” nonsense.
No. He did not. He bought a cast of the skull for around $12,000. Stan is the most cast T. rex in the world. He’s freaking everywhere. Shhhhhhhh. Everyone calm down.
And now I get to try and invite The Rock on a paleontology dig. Because sure. What even is this job. How did I get here.
hmm let me think of a super normal, heterosexual thing to comment on this youtube compilation video of hockey players apologizing after accidentally injuring another player
nailed it
since a couple people have asked me here is the link to the video
